The Beginning of the End

Background
I worked at a top-ranked advertising agency for the past 3.5 years and recently just got laid off. I fancied two options: working on another piece of business (doing the same shit) or taking the severance package and running.

It's going to be insane -- I've never traveled overseas as an adult. I've never lived outside of Los Angeles. I've never been away from my family for more than three weeks. I've never even backpacked, and the longest amount of cold I've experienced was during weekend trips to Mammoth -- with aged whiskeys, hot jacuzzis, and winter green to ease my soul after a long day of snowboarding.

Admittedly, I'm scared shitless of what I may be getting myself into; but at the same time, I'm pretty excited to see what I may be getting myself out of.

Contact

The only way to contact me is to leave comments on this blog, Facebook or via email (proefound@yahoo.com). Other than that, I've decided to fuck off.

Wish me lush.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

CONVERSATION ABOUT AMERICAN WOMEN

Me (in reference to an American woman here in Kiev): Is she cute?
Him: She's American cute. Like, she has a cute face but she's 15 pounds heavier than she's supposed to be.
Me: Haha. For real, huh?
Him: It seems like all American women got together and made a pact: "Let's all comfortably gain 15 pounds together so that the men would have no other choice but to deal with it."

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