The Beginning of the End

Background
I worked at a top-ranked advertising agency for the past 3.5 years and recently just got laid off. I fancied two options: working on another piece of business (doing the same shit) or taking the severance package and running.

It's going to be insane -- I've never traveled overseas as an adult. I've never lived outside of Los Angeles. I've never been away from my family for more than three weeks. I've never even backpacked, and the longest amount of cold I've experienced was during weekend trips to Mammoth -- with aged whiskeys, hot jacuzzis, and winter green to ease my soul after a long day of snowboarding.

Admittedly, I'm scared shitless of what I may be getting myself into; but at the same time, I'm pretty excited to see what I may be getting myself out of.

Contact
The only way to contact me is to leave comments on this blog, Facebook or via email (proefound@yahoo.com). Other than that, I've decided to fuck off.

Wish me lush.

Friday, February 15, 2008

FEBRUARY 15, 2008 - CONVERSATION ABOUT SEX

Hahaha...conversation about sex:

Someone: Once it's in, I think about hockey and I can last forever.
Me: How can you think about hockey when you have a vagina right in front of you? Shit, how can I think about hockey when, even at a hockey game, all I can think about is sex?

To take it one step further:

Me: See, the thing is..I'm that confident that I can have sex and climax in a short time and conclude that they are just as satisfied as I am.

Ok, I'm going to disclose this by saying that I'm honestly joking, ladies; interpret the ambiguity as you will.

It's midnight and we're still prepartying. If we don't leave soon, I'm going to be pre-puking.
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