ALICIA AND ANOTHER GIRL - Life in Ukraine (as told to me by an American ex-pat)

I left this unedited, on purpose:

"So.. last friday... we are out to dinner at some restaurant and that girl that we met at Soundplanet calls me and tells me that she is "super bored" of her friends and wants to meet up.. so I tell her to meet us at dinner... from there we go to that club Barsky.. but my other friends could not get in... so now it's just Alicia and me... and while we are chill'n at the bar, drinking overpriced shots of vodka, I start rubbing her silk undies right above her snatch:) At this point we've been in Barsky for about 15 minutes... so, we both agree that this place is lame and decide to go back to my place to smoke kalyan/hookah = code for fuck:) Get back to my place.. start puffing the hookah pipe.. she drops the coals all over my rug, rug is ruined, nbd:)... I start licking her nips, she gets naked, we fuck, life is great!:) 18 year old, naked hard body on top of me! So it's about 1:30 at this time... we continue to puff the hookah, naked on my rug that has 3 huge burn marks in it (fortunately the coals all landed on the black part of my rug, so the damage doesn't look that bad)...about 20 minutes after round 1 and about 10 minutes before round 2 of "______ loves highschool":) I get a call from this girl that I met at shooters a week before... met her only that one time, chatted on the phone a couple times after that and had made plans to see eachother that weekend... but now it's Friday at 2am (sounds like a bootie call to me, no?)... She says that she is right next to my apartment and wants to know if I wanta go for a walk with her.. I actually tell her I'm kind of sleeping although the truth is that some 18 year old cutie is playing with my you know what.. She tells me not to be lame, so I tell her I can meet her in 10 minutes:) I tell Alicia (the girl I just shagged) that my new girlfriend just called and I need to meet her... she says "no worries, I've got a boyfriend as well... totally understand".. Before she leaves we agree that we need to have group sex with her equally cute friend sasha and I go out to meet this other girl.. So this other girl that I met at the club (only once) is super cute.. used to be a dancer.. about 22-23, perfect small body, blonde hair and a great smile! We walk for about a 100 yards, before she tells me that she would love to smoke some hookah, but doesn't know where we can do that at 2am? I tell her that I have a hookah ready to go, she agrees as long as we only smoke it in the kitchen and not the bedroom... of course... then she tells me that she needs to be at work at 7am and her work is next to my house, so would it be cool if she crashes on my couch... I tell her, she can sleep in my bed and I'll crash on the couch... so, we smoke, chat and then go to bed.. I tuck her into my bed, give her a little kiss and hug, which turns into me sleeping in the same bed... couple kisses, it's about 4am by this point, we go to bed, wake up at 6am cuz she needs to go to work.. she callls work to ask if she can be late, they say yes, I ask if she wants anything to eat, she she "yes, you":) that turns into a great 1 of fun without cloths that includes everything from 6 to 9 and then some:) Brotha, life could be worse:)"